Squirrels and Nuts

Squirrels & Nuts
What is “Squirrels and Nuts” you say, well I’ll tell you!
It is the answer to every womens outrage over “HOOTERS”.
Plus, “Squirrels and Nuts” has the potential to out profit “HOOTERS”

Now you ask, how can I clam these things, well you see;
1). Women have bean feed up with “HOOTERS” for a long time and a Male version of “HOOTERS” would suit them just fine.
2). The Male Waiters would be hire based on their lower (wink wink) and upper body strength and good looks just like the women that work for “HOOTERS”.
3). The men would wear black shorts, red suspenders, and red bow tie w/white under-liner, with black shoes and red socks.
4). Squirrels & Nuts caters to single and married women and gay men, where “HOOTERS” caters to on average married men.
5). On average, single & married women as well as gay men have more money to speed then a married man.
Just picture it, “On the sign is a skinny squirrel with his toes pointing out a little in the shadow of the sun, wearing the same outfit as the men, with his arms crossed and it looks like he has a walnut in each cheek. Now, imagine that you draw a pencil outline of the squirrel and then turn it upside-down, what do you see! LOL